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I'm really harmless and fluffy most of the times, though.
a number of things about me Tags Taaaaaaaags! if there's something you want to know, feel free to ask So, apparently this allows for people to send me longer asks? Well, have at it.
Time for a sea cucumber ✨GLOW UP✨
(Thanks to @mbari-blog for the first two video clips!)
Kidnap fam doodle. :)
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maitimo babysitting service
(hes the Fun Brother)
For all the stealth archers out there…
For … research…. Purposes
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Bouncing Wewd cock
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2nd–4th Age Valinorian Politics thought of the day: when Fingolfin is re-embodied and shortly thereafter takes back the High Kingship from (a very relieved) Arafinwë, there’s a spike in political drama and dissent among the Noldor that never again fully relaxes to the all-time low of the mid-Second Age. It IS driven by re-embodied Fëanorians (mostly once- or at most twice-kinslayers—almost all Fëanorians who fought at Sirion took until the Late Second Age at least to heal in Mandos).
It’s not due to the instant reawakening of old rivalries. It’s almost the opposite: everyone was on their best behavior with Arafinwë, but when Fingolfin is in charge again, many are like, “Hey, it’s Fingolfin! He knows that just because we might burn suspiciously blue- and silver-clad effigies on Wednesday doesn’t mean we won’t answer his call to arms on Thursday!” and they let loose a little.
(Not, to be clear, burning effigies [again]. Just, like, more jockeying for power in guild hierarchies and more aggressive city council debates about how to design some new streets.)
A third theory on the trend is that data indicates that intrigue and dissent were already on the rise before Fingolfin’s return, though they undeniably spiked shortly after, so correlation need not exactly equal causation: maybe there’s just only so long you can have a certain critical mass of Noldor alive and in one place before they start making up new reasons to fight each other.
#fictional political trends are the BEST#also fingolfin’s reaction to this is approximately ‘aw yeah those are my terrible cats’
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guess who didn’t get anything done today
there are too many boxes, and someone stored an empty box all wrong, and i kept getting interrupted, and it’s just. such a bother



