Monday, September 22, 2014

*sigh* so ben and kit are getting into this giant ‘mine’s bigger than yours’, because they both want to keep both tom’s, and either there will be more stabbyness, or they’ll have to learn to get along.

1000lirabuysnothing:

icryyoumercy:

Somebody needs to visit the corner Turkish shop where milk is available on Sunday! Those places are life savers for me.

I did consider that last night, but I’m living roughly three miles north of the end of the world, so all those nice stores are just too far away…

So you can milk the end of the world cows yourself for fresh milk.

Yeah, there’s probably a farm somewhere further uphill from where I live. I’ll have to look that up.

Also, miles are apparently a reasonable unit of measurement on tumblr, but around here, miles are basically ‘arbitrary but rather long distance’.

shakesankle said: Heya, if I'm not too late for doodle requests, would you do teen Don John, sitting in his room, gazing lovingly at posters of Iago, Edmund, and Richard III, longing to be as talented as those guys at being an evil bastard? <3

shakesankle:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

image

always draw natalie dormer!iago.

Fucking perfect!

/casually throws this at everyone from the second Richard III read-through

Somebody needs to visit the corner Turkish shop where milk is available on Sunday! Those places are life savers for me.

I did consider that last night, but I’m living roughly three miles north of the end of the world, so all those nice stores are just too far away…

This is very normal. Being an adult is actually just regression but with taxes.

Oh. Now that is rather reassuring.

Wait, are you telling me that this is normal? Oh.

i thought being an adult would be glamourous or cool or something. instead, i just had to put the milk left over from my cornflakes in my tea, because i was a total dolt and forgot to buy milk on saturday.

eglantinebr:

harrietvane:

On the night that I was married
And upon my marriage bed
There all came a bold sea captain
And he stood at my bed-head

Sayin’, Arise, arise, young wedded man
And come along with me
To the lowlands of Holland
To fight the enemy

[x]

Ben Jonson.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

cutepoweredjellyfish:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out [boredpanda]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

i love how bunnies can go from so freaking cute to wtf are you doing you nerd in just a few seconds.